I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
me + whiskey = a bad person
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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