Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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