Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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