question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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