I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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