I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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