im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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