You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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