Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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