So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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