oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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