dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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