Sponge bath it is.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Dicks are not precious.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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