I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
My feet surprised me
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