...so i touched it.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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