Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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