So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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