I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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