Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
My pussy is not your playground.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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