that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just saw a hot homeless man
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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