can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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