ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
