I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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