The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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