I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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