Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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