at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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