Sry I called you an 8
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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