Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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