i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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