how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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