its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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