I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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