Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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