brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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