everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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