what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
