i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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