Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If that was your dad, he is hot
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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