Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
did you just send me my own nude
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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