4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
i've created a new STD.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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