craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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