How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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