i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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