Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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