he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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