Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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