Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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