Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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