Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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