Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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