I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It's never too late to be topless.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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