There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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