I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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