i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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